Instant Message Hilarity

I find instant message stalkers quite hilarious. Especially when they're looking for somehting specific and I don't fit the bill, yet they keep asking for it. I totally imagine they're tweaking on tina or some other delicious substance (actually I hate tina) and simply looking to webcam and whack-off with me and shoot their loads all over their nice new computing equipment. Heck I've done that myself.

I was IM'd today by some muscle bound guy I don't even know. Nope, never heard of him. I love the way he's looking for other muscle guys and asks me if I am. I pretty clearly tell him I'm not, more than once. Her'e the transcript:

4:06:38 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: c2c?
4:07:50 PM Erik: hi
4:08:01 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: u built
4:08:20 PM Erik: i'm just a little guy. 5'6" 133#
4:08:27 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: ripped?
4:08:29 PM Erik: opps 153#
4:08:36 PM Erik: no
4:08:42 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: can i see?
4:09:29 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: i need to get off how bout u?
4:09:33 PM Erik: http://www.BigMuscle.com/~RoboCubs
4:10:05 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: which one are you?
4:10:10 PM Erik: white
4:10:21 PM Erik: what about you?
4:10:27 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: very nice looking!
4:10:38 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: very
4:10:51 PM Erik: @work now. can't play
4:10:58 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: too bad
4:11:16 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: im in need of a muscle guy to get off with
4:11:45 PM Erik: unless you have a magic pill and I can sprout muscles in 5 minutes, I can't help ya
4:11:52 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: lol