The Bitches of NYC

Yet another stupid kunt bitch story. I think I'm gonna start a new blog series called the Bitches of NYC. It even soiunds good. I seem to be coming into contact with a lot of them lately. Last week's incident was (Daddy vs the Bitch) about the heartless bitch who insisted on taking my taxi cab even though I had my newly adopted cat with me freezing in the rain.

So yesterday, me and Robopapi were walking down 7th Avenue in Chelsea. We had just stopped in the pet store to buy up some kitty food and I was holding the bag. These cans are identical to a tuna can and I had about 8 or 10 of them in my plastic bag, so understandably it was a tad bit heavy. So we're walking leisurely and this Bitch Jogger comes jogging by, not even looking where she's going and she runs right into my bag. Mind you I was just walking along minding my own business as a typical pedestrian. So she runs smack into my bad and screams out loud "OWE OWE OWE, THAT HURT". All the while she is still jogging on while looking back at me with her goddamn iPod headphones on and screaming at me. She called me a BITCH, which elicited hysterical laughter from these two guys nearby who saw and heard the whole exchange. They were cracking up, and so were we. I felt no remorse in a this situation where I would otherwise feel great sympathy. But that bitch deserved none of it.

I just can't believe what the fuck is wrong with people lately. This stupid bitch runs into my bag, hurts herself and somehow it's my fault. NOT. She deserved it, for not looking where she was going and for thinking as a jogger on a busy sidewalk that she somehow had the right to bang into me and expect that she was in the right. Well who's hurting now, you stupid skinny bitch!? OK, now I'm laughing. Make it stop, it hurts.

Tutu amazing

I think I'm in love this man, Desmond Tutu, not because he seems pro-gay, but because he is pro-humanity. I'm an atheist but Anglican Archbishop Desmond Tutu has shown me that a very religious man can have a mind of his own, a free-thinker, yet still have a belief. And I highly honor and respect that.

Tutu blasts Anglican church for gay 'obsession'

Anglican Archbishop Desmond Tutu, has slammed the church for being "obsessed" with homosexuality, in a BBC radio programme to be broadcast Tuesday. The South African 1984 Nobel Peace Prize winner, 76-year-old, said he felt ashamed of his church for its attitude towards gays. He also criticised Rowan Williams, the Archbishop of Canterbury and the leader of the world's Anglicans, for not demonstrating the attributes of a "welcoming God.""Our world is facing problems, poverty, HIV and AIDS, a devastating pandemic, and conflict," Tutu said. "God must be weeping looking at some of the atrocities that we commit against one another. "In the face of all of that, our Church, especially the Anglican Church, at this time is almost obsessed with questions of human sexuality." He said the Anglican church had appeared "extraordinarily homophobic" during the row over whether the openly gay priest Gene Robinson should be allowed to become the Bishop of New Hampshire. Tutu said he was "saddened and "ashamed" of the church over the row. Asked if he still felt ashamed, he replied: "If we are going to not welcome or invite people because of sexual orientation, yes. If God as they say is homophobic I wouldn't worship that God." Tutu hit out at those religious conservatives who believe homosexuality is a choice. "It is a perversion if you say to me that a person chooses to be homosexual," he said. "You must be crazy to choose a way of life that exposes you to a kind of hatred. It's like saying you choose to be black in a race infected society."

Source AFP

Daddy vs the Bitch

Wow sometimes I'm truly shocked and disgusted by people's heartless assholishness. I have a little story to tell which illustrates how heartless and fucked up some people are in this world. But I turned it out and dished this bitch 10-fold.

Friday night me and Robopapi adopted a little girl cat to keep our boy cat company. He's been spying on these other cats from the living room windows a lot lately and is always looking for them. We felt he really wanted to have some companionship. So we decided to adopt another cat, a slightly younger female since he was used to our little Taffy girl who passed away last year.

We adopted from KittyKind which has an adoption center in the Union Square Petco store. When we finally left the store it was pouring rain and cold outside. Poor little Stella (the cats name) was cold and in a kitty carrier, no insulation. Getting a cab in NYC in this weather is nearly impossible.

We crossed the street on Broadway looking for a cab, finally I spotted someone getting out of a mini-van cab across the street. We started to try and cross but traffic was coming and I told Robopapi not to cross until we had the light. I didn't want an untimely accident. That would suck. Finally I was able to run for the cab. But of course wouldn't you know some asshole stepped in front of me and ran for it. I ran too and got to the cab at the same time. I told the girl standing in front of me that I was waiting for that cab and I had a cat in a cage that I need to get home urgently. This fucking c**t b**ch had the nerve to tell me she needed to get to Grand Central Station. I looked at her in complete horror as she ignored my plea to get my cat in some shelter and home. This time I raised my voice and told her again that I had a little cat who was cold and needed to get her inside NOW. This bi**h told me she got to the cab first. This fucking c**t was actually going to stand there and argue with me. So being the daddy of our new little kitty I pulled a real New Yorker Daddy on her. I realized I am not going to stand her arguing with this fucked up selfish bitch c**t. I'm taking this cab and that's it. I stepped in front of her, threw my bags in the cab and told Robopapi to hand me the cat carrier and get in the cab NOW. And that was that. I felt so Sigourney Weaver like, get away from that cab you BITCH!

C**ty little miss b**th-whore walked away and yelled at me, saying I was a jerk. Oh the pain the pain! Yeah right! I yelled back at her and told her she was a heartless bitch and my cat thinks the same too. Needless to say my little family with cat were all in the cab safe and sound and warm on our way home. I felt quite proud and quite the Daddy.

Instant Message Hilarity

I find instant message stalkers quite hilarious. Especially when they're looking for somehting specific and I don't fit the bill, yet they keep asking for it. I totally imagine they're tweaking on tina or some other delicious substance (actually I hate tina) and simply looking to webcam and whack-off with me and shoot their loads all over their nice new computing equipment. Heck I've done that myself.

I was IM'd today by some muscle bound guy I don't even know. Nope, never heard of him. I love the way he's looking for other muscle guys and asks me if I am. I pretty clearly tell him I'm not, more than once. Her'e the transcript:

4:06:38 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: c2c?
4:07:50 PM Erik: hi
4:08:01 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: u built
4:08:20 PM Erik: i'm just a little guy. 5'6" 133#
4:08:27 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: ripped?
4:08:29 PM Erik: opps 153#
4:08:36 PM Erik: no
4:08:42 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: can i see?
4:09:29 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: i need to get off how bout u?
4:09:33 PM Erik: http://www.BigMuscle.com/~RoboCubs
4:10:05 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: which one are you?
4:10:10 PM Erik: white
4:10:21 PM Erik: what about you?
4:10:27 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: very nice looking!
4:10:38 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: very
4:10:51 PM Erik: @work now. can't play
4:10:58 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: too bad
4:11:16 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: im in need of a muscle guy to get off with
4:11:45 PM Erik: unless you have a magic pill and I can sprout muscles in 5 minutes, I can't help ya
4:11:52 PM bigmuscleguy_4_show: lol

100 is nothing to be proud of

I am so disgusted an appalled by the American laziness. I suppose if it's not voting by your cellphone for American Idol, it's just not worth doing. Fuck this, this will be our demise. How do you spell America? L-A-Z-I-N-E-S-S.

We cast our votes last night on the way home and were appalled to find out that we were #97 and #98 who came in to vote in our area. Two more came right after us with nearly 5 minutes till the polls closed. Wow, we made 100. Sick! I'm not sure how many voting centers there are in Jersey City since it's a rather large area. I was equally appalled at the nearly zero signage indicating where our polling place was. I only knew to go there because I knew exactly where it was from the mailing I received after I registered to vote.

Sad, so so sad.