Why I hate MySpace.com...

...because it gives every person on Earth with absolutely ZERO design skills to terrorize us all with the most heinous looking and over saturated webpages as if someone digitally vomited on them, making them so damaging both visually and audibly as well as being completely fatal to any epileptic.

Pause...deep inhale...hold...now exhale slowly. OK I feel better now.

Sorry folks, I had to get that off my chest. It was killing me.

P.S. I didn't mean to say that everyone who is on MySPace.com has no design skills. My Bro Buddy, Luc (ha ha sounds like blow buddy in Jetson's dog Astro speak) has an awesome looking MySpace website.