The Internet; scrambled or over easy?
So every now and then I check out my stats. What does that mean, you ask? Well stats are like how many visitors I've had to my blog, or how many people use a certain web browser, or which operating system they use (makes me vomit that 67% use Windows), or what City/State/Country a visitor lives in. And then there's one stat that I rarely ever look at, but since I was home and bored and looked at all the other stats, I figured...hey, let me look at this particular stat and see what it says.
It's called "Recent Keyword Activity". It shows which Search Engine was used and what keyword[s] were used to search, where my blog turned up. So I'm looking at each one and then I see someone just searched "robocub" on Yahoo. So I clicked the link and it shows me the results. Now what I see amongst the results just makes no sense. And here it is...
Thought Not: Mourner's Kaddish ... ROBOCUB on Snaxx. ROBOCUB on What's Old is New Again -- And We're Just Older. ROBOCUB on I have nothing to say. ROBOCUB on I ...
Thought Not: The Guy With The White Dog v.2 ... With The White Dog v.2. ROBOCUB on Snaxx. ROBOCUB on What's Old is New Again -- And We're Just Older. ROBOCUB on I have nothing to say. ROBOCUB on I ...
Now I'm sitting here and thinking, WTF!? Why is Oliver writing ROBOCUB this and ROBOCUB that in a bunch of nonsensical non-sentences. So I click the links to investigate further and the resulting page which is Oliver's blog has nothing to do with the Yahoo results showed, I mean nothing. My name is not mentioned anywhere, nor is Snaxx (which is hard to believe since Oliver mentions Snaxx all the time). So I think the Internet is totally wacked out and scrambled up like eggs.
Someone who's really smart please explain to me how this happens.
It's called "Recent Keyword Activity". It shows which Search Engine was used and what keyword[s] were used to search, where my blog turned up. So I'm looking at each one and then I see someone just searched "robocub" on Yahoo. So I clicked the link and it shows me the results. Now what I see amongst the results just makes no sense. And here it is...
Thought Not: Mourner's Kaddish ... ROBOCUB on Snaxx. ROBOCUB on What's Old is New Again -- And We're Just Older. ROBOCUB on I have nothing to say. ROBOCUB on I ...
Thought Not: The Guy With The White Dog v.2 ... With The White Dog v.2. ROBOCUB on Snaxx. ROBOCUB on What's Old is New Again -- And We're Just Older. ROBOCUB on I have nothing to say. ROBOCUB on I ...
Now I'm sitting here and thinking, WTF!? Why is Oliver writing ROBOCUB this and ROBOCUB that in a bunch of nonsensical non-sentences. So I click the links to investigate further and the resulting page which is Oliver's blog has nothing to do with the Yahoo results showed, I mean nothing. My name is not mentioned anywhere, nor is Snaxx (which is hard to believe since Oliver mentions Snaxx all the time). So I think the Internet is totally wacked out and scrambled up like eggs.
Someone who's really smart please explain to me how this happens.
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