A VERY SMARTASS MOM

I don't often do this but what the hell. I love it and it made me laugh out loud at work. It' also sweet, and there's nothing better than a sassy mom. I got it from one of my new favorite blogs, DADDY DOUG'S BLOG. Here goes...

Conversation with a Mom

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how handsome John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of John's sexuality and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two men interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mike and I are just roommates." John kissed his Mom goodbye.

2 weeks later, Mike came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't find our good meat platter. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the meat platter from my house, and I'm not saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

"Later that night, John received a reply from his mother.

"Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Mike, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Mike. But the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the meat platter by now.

Love, Mom