Overheard this morning...

...at my local gayborhood Citibank.

The Citibank security guard says to another customer: So are you going to the Cotillion this weekend?

Customer: Well I'm going out to the Party.

Security guard: yeah, the Black Cotillion.

Me (interjecting): I love that! "the Cotillion".

Security guard: well I'm going really late, like 5am.

Me (thinking): damn! I'd love some of that security guard friskiness at a party from you!