The Flirtometer Quiz

I love flirting, probably better than actual sex, although I'm not an expert. So I took my queue form Eryk (with a yk) over at Devour (where real men eat food), I took the Flirtometer test. I'm mostly comfrotable with my results but I totally disagree with the Tiger aspect. Here's my results.

Your FLIRTOTYPE is: The Thermometer

You have no trouble raising temperatures, and you're ready for a quick insertion anytime. You sure know how to turn on the charm, but maybe you don't feel the need to do so as much as you could. When you do flirt, it's a conscious choice rather than a habit - an occasional recreation rather than a contact sport. And you're probably happy that way. If you've got what it takes to pull, it's no problem. But if you could use a touch of harmless flirting when the occasion arises, why not test out the waters a little more often? You're bound to improve your technique that way. Here‘s how you rated in the following categories:

Swinger
You should have no trouble expressing yourself sexually. It's important to you, but it doesn't overwhelm or dominate your life. You don't take offence at dirty jokes, raunchy chat, or suggestive party games. You are surprisingly often ready to swing your filthy thoughts and desires into action, and when you do, you certainly make the most of the occasion. You probably get turned on quite easily and won't mind enjoying yourself with sex toys, or relaxing with the occasional blue movie.

Pedestrian
You're extremely cautious and controlled. Flirting isn't part of your natural makeup - safety, security and routine tend to be the order of the day for you. As a classic Pedestrian, you set about romance by choosing your partner very carefully - perhaps picking someone you know well, who might have the potential to form a stable relationship. But be careful, you may be missing out on some of the more exciting aspects of life. Who knows, if you let yourself go properly crazy occasionally, you could achieve greater sex-cess than you ever imagined.

Tiger
You fit right into most social situations, as easily as a bee settles into a honey pot. In fact, like all Tigers you actively seek out parties and never avoid them. You're a real networker - looking to introduce others, never hesitant about being introduced to them. It doesn't matter whether you created the situation or are drawn into it - it's all the same to you. Let's not beat about the bush, you're a wild animal! And when you're really having your moment, you expect nothing less than total success. Grrrr...

Harmoniser
You are a classic harmoniser, passive and compliant. You'd rather disappear from the planet rather than face a conflict head on! If you're happy with your lot this way, then you're probably surrounded by appreciative and equally generous-hearted people. But the reverse may be true, you may see yourself as a martyr, sacrificing your self-esteem and your standards. So be careful - are you making sacrifices for others out of genuine love? Or from a desperate need for approval? Either way, your flirting powers could suffer.

Prisoner
Do you have a delicate ego or feelings of insecurity? Do you tend to put yourself down? Watch out, because your self-doubt may prevent others from really getting to know you. You've probably achieved more in life than you give yourself credit for, so don't let negative feelings 'imprison' you. Focus on adoring yourself a bit more and you'll have the beginnings of a major overhaul in your self-image, based on a solid awareness of your true worth.

Expressionist
You have a fairly good capacity to 'read' people, paying attention to their feelings and emotions and their non-verbal behavior. As an Expressionist, you're able interpret facial expressions and identify the emotions people are displaying. You can also spot when people are showing emotions which disguise what they are actually feeling (although you might not get this right every time). You always spot the real warning signs such as anger, stress and depression - now capitalise on your skills to identify more subtle emotions