smoking is bad for you

Two funny things overheard and seen during my lunch break.

1- While right outside my office waiting to cross the street, I overhear this construction worker guy say to his buddies, "I'm so glad I quit smoking". Way cool. Even sexy I might say.

2- Seconds later, while still waiting to cross the street, this short woman next to me is struggling to light her cigarette while holding her lighter and her aluminum walking cane in the same hand with all finger nails clacking which were all about 4 inches long and all painted in the tackiest pink and purple motif with little flowers.  Hysterical and sick. What some people will do for a smoke.