ROBOCUB

Why does it take a straight man to say it most succinctly?

2008-11-10T22:25:00.004-05:00

KEITH OLBERMANN'S SPECIAL COMMENT ON PROPOSITION 8Keith Olbermann delivered an amazing "special comment" this evening devoted to the passage of Proposition 8.And my personal note on this... I still can't understand why so many people refuse to make the connection between (first) slaves not being allowed to marry and then (secondly) mixed racial marriages being illegal. You can talk all you want

The Unprotected Americans

2008-11-07T11:29:00.002-05:00

I am utterly baffled and disgusted to think that religion, which is purely a choice, is a protected class in these United States of America. Yet sexuality in all it's wide-spectrum, from homosexuality all the way to heterosexuality, which is a natural born trait of all humans is not a protected class.How can this be? How can religion be protected and not the human trait of sexuality? This has to

Campaign to revoke the tax-exempt status of hateful meddling churches

2008-11-06T15:38:00.006-05:00

There is a campaign to revoke the tax-exempt status of the Church of Later Day Saint (aka the Mormon Church or LDS). They funded the campaign for California's Prop 8 passage and have thus violated the separation of church and state. They should be fined and should have their tax-exempt status revoked!The original email follows and includes an attached PDF (or click link of this title blog entry

Tax the Church and not the Gays

2008-11-05T14:54:00.003-05:00

As US Citizens, we should all have equal rights, the right to marry the person we love and want to spend our lives with should be one of them. If a group of US Citizens want to take away a fundamental right from those who are part of the LGBT community, then why should the LGBT community be required to pay taxes in a nation where we don't have the same rights as everyone else? The argument that

Vote NO on Prop 8 in California

2008-10-28T16:55:00.004-04:00

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Equal Rights for Homosexual Americans

2008-10-26T17:05:00.002-04:00

I recently came across this group on Facebook and I found the 3 points the group creator made were so to the point in this whole argument. I am posting them below. Please ignore the parts about disqualifying and deleting as they don't apply here since this isn't a group forum, although this is a public debate as much as I hate to think of my equal rights being up for public debate.1.) Religion IS

Apple does it again!

2008-10-24T17:56:00.003-04:00

From Apple's own homepage on their Hot News section...No on Prop 8October 24, 2008Apple is publicly opposing Proposition 8 and making a donation of $100,000 to the No on 8 campaign. Apple was among the first California companies to offer equal rights and benefits to our employees’ same-sex partners, and we strongly believe that a person’s fundamental rights — including the right to marry — should

Mac OS X Dictionary ROCKS!

2008-10-08T14:23:00.003-04:00

I right-clicked on the word Marriage on my Mac to look it up in the built-in Dictionary. As I was reading the various definitions for the word marriage, I was pleasantly surprised to find the second definition to include same-sex partners. Apple, you rock!

Hosting on Blogspot now

2008-06-10T08:24:00.002-04:00

I've switched to hosting my blog on Blogspot. Gotta save monies by sleeping my home server. I've tabulated that all my running computers at home consume ~450 watts of electricity. That's 450 watts 24/7... that adds up a lot on the electric bill.My new web address is: http://robocubnyc.blogspot.com

Access Denied - Imagine a day: Straight Marriage Banned

2008-05-16T12:24:00.001-04:00

I would love to know how straight people would feel if someone came along and Constitutionally banned their right to marry. A privilege they have had since the day they were born. A privilege they completely take for granted.Imagine a day: You (heterosexuals) cannot get married anymore. Tough luck, go fuck yourselves, and you can't do anything about it. Fuck off!

Some Fucking Free Country This Is [NOT!]

2008-05-07T16:31:00.002-04:00

I am so disgusted beyond belief at what a fucking farce this so called free country we call America is. A country where States actively vote and legislate to take away equal rights and protections from citizens, tax payers, just regular human beings.It makes me even sicker to think that many behind such evil wickedness are people who call themselves Christians. I feel so sick I could vomit

My sentiments about CGI too

2008-04-19T11:19:00.003-04:00

I have never been a fan of CGI since they started using it, replacing actual models. However, the technology has come a long way. Now I think its ok to use with things like space scenes and spacecraft. However I am dead set against using it for life models. Meaning living things or things that are of a humanoid or animal nature. I also hate the fact that things like robots are all CGI now. It has

smoking is bad for you

2008-04-09T15:46:00.003-04:00

Two funny things overheard and seen during my lunch break.1- While right outside my office waiting to cross the street, I overhear this construction worker guy say to his buddies, "I'm so glad I quit smoking". Way cool. Even sexy I might say.2- Seconds later, while still waiting to cross the street, this short woman next to me is struggling to light her cigarette while holding her lighter and her

Jawbone, I think I love you

2008-04-09T15:43:00.002-04:00

I actually can't stand those Bluetooth headsets. I've tried 'em and I find them annoying. Besides I'm not a big phone talker. But this Jawbone brand of Bluetooth headset has the best advertising...

Even heros hit bottom

2008-04-08T15:19:00.005-04:00

I'm not sure why I'm writing about this very sad story. But I guess I had one fleeting interaction with this man many years ago. And now reading about his story in New York magazine (Another AIDS Casualty, 4/7/08) has made me feel so sad. I hadn't even known about his heroic deep involvement in AIDS care and research until I read the article.My brief interaction with Dr. Gabriel Torres was during

Kentucky Fried Grandma

2008-04-08T10:16:00.004-04:00

I gleamed this little blurb out of INSTINCT magazine from a volunteer at the Lexington, Kentucky GLSO/Pride Center. I found it so heartening, thought I'd share.What's your favorite Pride Center experience?"One of our Insight members shared a story with us. He's fifty-something now, but when he was eight, his grandmother told him, "You're not like other little boys, but there are other little boys

Male Enhancement found on Ebay!

2008-03-28T09:51:00.004-04:00

Robopapi sent me this Ebay auction this morning, Men's Enhancer Sling. The auction picture at the bottom is hysterical. Now that certainly is some BIG enhancement!I'm actually curious to try one, although the slim elastic band doesn't seem like it would hold up well (pun intended). There is however a thicker band version which I might try out.

Jersey City needs gay bars!

2008-03-26T19:02:00.001-04:00

That's all I have to say. And a good evening to all.

"The Brute" for my man

2008-03-26T12:17:00.006-04:00

Our 6th anniversary just came and went. I'm not always one to be big on gifts unless I see something and think, OMG he would LOVE that. Well this was one of those times. While passing Mantiques Mondern with my buddy EvilBuddha recently I decided to browse their arsenal of insanely cool stuff. They always seem to have a few Robert Loughlin paintings, which of course are usually way out of my price

NYC is a boring deadzone, now dominated by uppity straights

2008-03-14T15:08:00.005-04:00

This is why I'm so over NYC, my home town where I was born and bred. NYC has gone to hell in a hand basket. Places like the West Village and Chelsea, traditional gayborhoods for decades, have been taken over by uptight scummy breeders and lousy straight-laced families. They are now trying to take away our freedoms and annual gathering festivities. I'm so sick of what these people are doing. If

What happened to the TOP men?

2008-02-14T14:53:00.007-05:00

Since when is a TOP man all about what he won't do? Fuck that!To me...a TOP man is all about what he will do.being a TOP doesn't mean he won't ever get fucked.a TOP man is about taking charge...about being agressive.being a TOP is a mindset.a TOP is being secure and confident, and experienced.I asked a top recently what he meant by being a 200% top. His reply was all about nothing enters his ass

Happy Robo-Homo Valentine's

2008-02-14T09:00:00.000-05:00

as Box said, "It's my job!"

2008-02-13T17:17:00.005-05:00

Imminent upgrade; 4.0

2008-01-27T22:18:00.000-05:00

My upgrade cycle is once again comin' round. This is a rather major upgrade. This isn't just a X.1 or a X.1.1 itteration upgrade, but a full whole point upgrade... 4.0

Bum’s Rush in Melody Dear

2007-12-20T16:03:00.000-05:00

Anyone who knows me, knows I hate this holiday season. I usually start off hating it, then start to like it, when all of a sudden I hit that limit of disgust from all the commercialization being rammed down my throat. Plus the fact that for the first time I'm now in dept due to spending because everyone has to have a gift. I can vomit.This year seems worse than ever. I started seeing Christmas

The Bitches of NYC

2007-11-19T15:39:00.000-05:00

Yet another stupid kunt bitch story. I think I'm gonna start a new blog series called the Bitches of NYC. It even soiunds good. I seem to be coming into contact with a lot of them lately. Last week's incident was (Daddy vs the Bitch) about the heartless bitch who insisted on taking my taxi cab even though I had my newly adopted cat with me freezing in the rain.So yesterday, me and Robopapi were

Tutu amazing

2007-11-19T15:26:00.000-05:00

I think I'm in love this man, Desmond Tutu, not because he seems pro-gay, but because he is pro-humanity. I'm an atheist but Anglican Archbishop Desmond Tutu has shown me that a very religious man can have a mind of his own, a free-thinker, yet still have a belief. And I highly honor and respect that.Tutu blasts Anglican church for gay 'obsession'Anglican Archbishop Desmond Tutu, has slammed the

Daddy vs the Bitch

2007-11-12T16:51:00.000-05:00

Wow sometimes I'm truly shocked and disgusted by people's heartless assholishness. I have a little story to tell which illustrates how heartless and fucked up some people are in this world. But I turned it out and dished this bitch 10-fold.Friday night me and Robopapi adopted a little girl cat to keep our boy cat company. He's been spying on these other cats from the living room windows a lot

Instant Message Hilarity

2007-11-12T16:44:00.000-05:00

I find instant message stalkers quite hilarious. Especially when they're looking for somehting specific and I don't fit the bill, yet they keep asking for it. I totally imagine they're tweaking on tina or some other delicious substance (actually I hate tina) and simply looking to webcam and whack-off with me and shoot their loads all over their nice new computing equipment. Heck I've done that

100 is nothing to be proud of

2007-11-07T12:02:00.000-05:00

I am so disgusted an appalled by the American laziness. I suppose if it's not voting by your cellphone for American Idol, it's just not worth doing. Fuck this, this will be our demise. How do you spell America? L-A-Z-I-N-E-S-S.We cast our votes last night on the way home and were appalled to find out that we were #97 and #98 who came in to vote in our area. Two more came right after us with

Atlantis 2007

2007-10-23T21:59:00.000-04:00

Not many words to explain it, because pictures speak volumes. Yes that's the look of real joy folks. Yet another awesome time was had on our third Atlantis cruise to Mexico. What more fun could be had than being on board a humongous cruise ship with 2000+ other gay men of all shapes, sizes, and walks of life. Whatever. It's called F-U-N. Everyone should have a little.And I have to say we had just

Finally, the Final Cut

2007-10-08T23:49:00.000-04:00

We came...we saw. Now its all history. All I can say I just don't ever remember the love scene between Deckard and Rachel being soooo corny.

I prefer my Blade Runner uncut and thick

2007-10-05T10:41:00.000-04:00

It seems insane that it's been 25 years since the original theatrical release of Blade Runner, which happens to be my absolute favorite movie of all time. I was but 14 years old when I saw it with my uncle, that changed my life forever. To me, that movie was perfectly cast, perfectly written, perfectly acted, perfectly produced, perfectly directed, perfectly scored (a Vangelis masterpiece),

FLUSHED!

2007-10-04T21:45:00.000-04:00

Don't know what took me so long but I finally flushed my MySpace.com profile down the internet toilet.Farewell to all those endless creepy robot stalker whore chics named Britney or Sabrina.Farewell to all those stupid webpages put up by poeple who haven't a clue about design or style, or for cryin' out loud what actually fits on a page!Farewell to all those endless whore-chics, zen-facists,

That Sinking Feeling

2007-10-04T15:55:00.000-04:00

I had the scariest dream just as I drifted to off to sleep on Tuesday night. It was very brief but so scary I literally shook myself awake and out of it.As I slept, all of a sudden I saw myself on the stern of a cruise ship as a large stormy wave washed over the ship. Not a tidal wave but still a huge wave. It toppled the ship and next thing I saw the stern going down, like the Titanic. I was no

My end of Summer reading cracking me up

2007-09-21T12:19:00.001-04:00

It's been a while since I've been reading. Haven't had many chances since I used to walk to work. I certainly wouldn't read while walking like all those TXTing Zombies do with their f*ucking Crackberry things. And for some reaosn I just never ready while at home. But now I ride the PATH train and I have a good 20 minutes to knock out a couple of chapters a day. Robopapi got me Armistead Maupin's

Trippin' through the gayborhood

2007-09-10T10:09:00.000-04:00

So a few days ago I finally found the easiest route to work. I have two choices;Pick the first PATH stop in Jersey City, Pavonia/Newport and walk, er I mean drudge my way through the gauntlet known as the Newport Shopping Mall to get there, and then walk through a series of looong downward winding tunnels...ORPick the second PATH stop in Jersey City, Grove Street (aka G-spot), and take a nice

Still a Native New Yorker

2007-09-07T16:28:00.000-04:00

Well we finally made the jump across the river and now we're officially homo owners (home-owners for the gayngo-challenged) in Jersey City.Both of us being native New Yorkers I wasn't sure how I'd survive the crossing over, but I actually like it. It's peacful and quiet, lots of trees (I LOVE TREES). The commute (and thats a dirty dirty word for me) is so easy. In fact it's much closer and

LOVE NOT FOR SALE

2007-08-19T08:29:00.000-04:00

Since we're moving very soon, weve been selling many of our robot collection to try and drum up some cash and pare down our "STUFF". It's called "purging", but has nothing to do with the digestive system. Anyone who has moved recently knows all too well how much STUFF there is in your home. Just endless STUFF. More and more STUFF in places you completely forgot about. STUFF that you don't ever

My name is Cupcake, so eat me

2007-08-17T13:23:00.000-04:00

I find browsing YouTube tedious and addictive, but this one is HOT. Sadly the scene cuts off right when it's getting really good. And you know the guy in the blue hockey jersey totally wanted to mount the guy in thew red. I'd pay to see that. This is too damn hot!

Freindster, Fuckster, Whateverster

2007-08-17T13:21:00.000-04:00

I'm just trying this out... var aff_id=203708; var link_id=2; var greeting='Join me on Friendster!'; var photo='http://photos-708.friendster.com/e1/photos/80/73/203708/1_732629395';

Mother Nature is the cruelest of all

2007-08-08T09:06:00.000-04:00

On the way to work this AM, I walked down 20th Street in Chelsea and noticed in the bushes of an apartment complex, was sitting a very young baby bird. Someone else must have rescued it and laid it upon a paper towel in the bushes out of harms way on the sidewalk. The chick was so young, its eyes were still bulging out and hardly had any feathers. It was also drenched and was shivering either

Delicious Delicious

2007-08-07T14:37:00.000-04:00

F**k that goddam iPhone...this is what I've anxiously been waiting for...thank you Apple!The NEW iMac made of glass and aluminum.

Plug It Up! Plug It Up! Plug It Up!

2007-07-26T09:28:00.000-04:00

Plug it up! as in shameless plug for my friends of NEKKED. But why not? It is my blog.In an unusual twist of events last night, I went out on a school night. But only because my NEKKED friends were hosting another one of their monthly NEWD nights at the Eagle. Robopapi went last time and said it was really cool, very different, as in not your usual Eagle event.The NEWD party bills itself as "an

think ink

2007-07-21T22:22:00.000-04:00

Here's my latest inking contemplatiton...Sri Chakra Mandala.Interestingly, this symbol brings me back to my childhood in 1978. This was the same symbol Colonial Warriors wore in the TV show Battlestar Galactica. They never explained it's symbolic meaning on the show, although the BSG story was heavily infused with Egyptian symbology.But I digress. I looked up some of the meaning of this Manadala

Miss Cleo vs Milan vs Lady Catiria. No contest!

2007-07-18T16:38:00.000-04:00

This video of Miss Cleo vs Milan makes me think ofLady Catiria's awesome best of video of her amazing life and career.But no one can beat Catiria.

So cool even girls dig 'em

2007-07-12T21:57:00.000-04:00

Yup, robots are sooo cool, even girls dig 'em. This little girl's favorite toy. She chose this radio robot with microphone over the very popular Rocker Barbie radio n' mic set.

a Turkish ro[Bro]cub

2007-07-10T15:09:00.000-04:00

So check it out. I have a Turkish bro named Emre, well sorta...He's Turkish...as am I partly (my mom's a Turk).He's sexy...as am (well I think I have my moments).He's a boy lover...me too!He's got the facial fuzz, as I have.He's got my name Robocub, as I am.Sucky for me, he already grabbed up the domain name robocub.com, but hasn't done anything with it. I woulda loved to own it, but alas we

Jersey City is the New Gayborhood

2007-07-09T12:07:00.000-04:00

Since the sad sad demise of Chelsea, and the West Village before it, as the uber Gayborhood of the North East in the past couple of years, Manhattan has yet to really establish a new Gayborhood. It seems the Gays have just spread out all over to places like Brooklyn, Washington Hights, and Long Island City, and now it's hard to say if there really is, or ever will be a new Gayborgood in Gotham.

The Red Hour

2007-06-25T14:20:00.000-04:00

I had a great time with my friends at yesterday's NYC Gay Pride pier dance. Only complaint, the music coulda been better. But of course that's all subjective and I'm picky.The high point of the day was laughing non-stop with my sister, Alan, at the celebratory picture we hung up at the pier which puzzled many onlookers. But not us, we knew what it meant. (hint if you're not in the know; the image

But I'm a FreeTard!

2007-06-21T16:37:00.000-04:00

This guy named "WoofHunt" from IronClad Media, who is a bit of a schmuck, who runs several cheap and really poorly designed websites like;GayRoughnecks.comRoughriderRanch.com (actually RoughRider has a really cool design, so I take that back)GayTats.comWoofHunt.comto name a few, has a hysterical blog called GayFreeTards. I happen to be today's current GayFreeTard. Don't I Iook fetching?Anyway,

Amazing Stories

2007-06-20T09:36:00.000-04:00

Last night I received a late anniversary and a very very early birthday gift from my Robopapi. And quite a huge surprise it was. I was gagging!Robopapi knows what a huge fan I am of H.G. Wells' story The War of the Worlds, and that I have admired the original and rather expensive cover art by Frank R. Paul for the August 1927 issue of Amazing Stories. Luckily for us, some of Frank R. Paul's

Survival of the dimmest

2007-06-12T11:02:00.000-04:00

Wow, I am often times completely amazed at how some poeple have survived for as long as they have.Today at work, this girl who usually asks me stupid questions, really made me stop and wonder how she made it this far in life. Her question of the day; "Erik is it true that fans use a lot less electricity than an air-conditioner, and if I use just a fan would that save me money on my electric bill?

envy

2007-06-08T10:59:00.000-04:00

noun, a feeling of discontent or covetousness with regard to another's advantages, success, possessions, etc.I have recently been told that a friend has taken his own life. I do not know any of the circumstances surrounding this very sad event. I wasn't close to him but have known him for about 7 years and we've always enjoyed a very friendly relationship.Needless to say, I used to be very

Overheard Stupidity

2007-06-08T10:47:00.000-04:00

Overheard on the way to work...[stupidity] Guy riding bicycle with one hand while talking on his cell phone overheard him boasting very loudly [not so smart] "ohhhhhh and this stuff is sooooo much better than crystal, you wouldn't believe!"

Rocket Man, or shall I call you CockBot

2007-06-01T15:20:00.000-04:00

All the way from Osaka, Japan cums the......PenisBot, or the WoodyBot, or the CockBot, or the DickBot, or the Big-as-a-missile-Bot..Available on eBay just for YOU.He cums cumplete with super-thrusting action...explosive raming...a cut tapered sleek head...and a hard as steel erection.

Dead Robot

2007-05-24T06:52:00.000-04:00

My Bro Luc up in Vancouver snapped this quickie of a presumably dead robot left in the trash bin. I feel so sad for him.

Tha's My Pussy Boy!

2007-05-17T11:43:00.000-04:00

What a fun-tastic surprise we had yesterday when our friend Rick from San Diego told us he used our boy's picture in the newest window installations of all the NYC Petco stores. They'll be up on display all Summer long.Robopapi took this picture (clik-it to enlarge) of our boy Gator. Looks like one of them Sears photo-studio poses, complete with robots in the background. Our friend Rick ,who does

hallelujah, halle-fuck-in'-lujah!!!

2007-05-15T13:43:00.000-04:00

Whooppeeeeeee, today is a good day. The leader of the Immoral Majority has died. Good riddance to one of the most heinous hateful bastards in America...Jerry Falwell, dead and gone. Sadly for the human race, another freak will take his place I'm sure.SO LONG FUCK-FACE!

The Bluetooth Bar Game

2007-04-26T09:58:00.000-04:00

I go out to bars maybe once a week, sometimes twice in the Summer, but only because the roof deck at the Eagle is irresistible. Typically I'll go out on a school night with a friend, to catch up or I'll go out and wreak havoc with my sister, Alan. When I go to a bar I like to play what I call "the Bluetooth game". It's not so much a game as it is a source of geeky amusement for myself. After all

The Golden Age of Chix in SciFi

2007-04-15T13:17:00.000-04:00

Due to the annoying nature of the video I embedded, I decided to remove it. If you want to see it, go here to watch it.

Wanna Be On Top?

2007-04-12T07:42:00.000-04:00

I just love America's Next Top Model. Especially the cheezy theme song...which cracks me up because I sing it to my "stricktly-a-bottom" best friend just to tease him. Wanna be on top? Wanna be on top? Na na nana na.

Kaaaaaaaay-9!!!!

2007-04-10T11:04:00.000-04:00

On our way to the Phoenix bar last night for a friend's birthday, we passed by Forbidden Planet, that old sci-fi book shop. In the window I happened to spot a new toy, a remote control K-9! I must have.K-9 was one of The Doctor's companions, in the original Doctor Who series (1963-1996). It was Tom Baker, the 4th Doctor, sometime around 1978 who had K-9 as his dog and a companion. Only a few

28 Days (Now or) Later

2007-04-05T16:08:00.000-04:00

I found one of the more interesting Google Maps Mash-ups today. If you don't know what a Mash-up is, it's the combining of Google Maps database with some other database and viola, you've got yourself something new, mash-ed up!This one is called Who Is Sick?There's no need to register or anything like that. All you do is enter any one or all of 6 symptoms, your ZIP code, and how long ago your

Robby the Robot, Gaybot & PlayBoytoy!

2007-03-28T14:56:00.000-04:00

It was circa 1978, and my sister and I were so bored hanging around my mother's small office on E.49th Street. So we decided to catch a double feature at the then MGM Regency theater, one of those last remaining grande ornate theaters.It was a boy's dream cum true, they were playing a matinee double feature of The Time Machine and Forbidden Planet. I hadn't seen either so this was going to be a

Black Party 2008 theme

2007-03-22T11:32:00.000-04:00

Robopapi just showed this to me on YouTube. I was thinking it would be a great theme for next years (2008) Black Party theme. This is totally hot (but not like Paris Hilton).

Overheard this morning...

2007-03-22T09:13:00.000-04:00

...at my local gayborhood Citibank.The Citibank security guard says to another customer: So are you going to the Cotillion this weekend?Customer: Well I'm going out to the Party.Security guard: yeah, the Black Cotillion.Me (interjecting): I love that! "the Cotillion".Security guard: well I'm going really late, like 5am.Me (thinking): damn! I'd love some of that security guard friskiness at a

Gold-tipped circuit boards & transistors, or is it wood?

2007-03-20T10:10:00.000-04:00

I'll take wood(y)!Today we celebrate our 1,825th day (5 years for the mathematically challenged, like myself.."that does not compute") together...and in typical fashion for us since our anniversary falls on or near Black Party weekend...we will be celebrating with some close friends as well as a few new ones at Alegria (March 25th).But for tonight, a lovely dinner at our favorite little hole in

Run Jamie, Run!

2007-03-14T16:15:00.000-04:00

One of my favorite TV shows as a kid was the Bionic Woman. I actually liked it better than the Six Million Dollar Man. Why? Well because Jamie Somers had emotions and she expressed them bionically. Plus the fact I loved watching her do a bionic hair flip, where she would toss her hair and you would hear the bionic sound. That always cracked me up. And then of course there was that gorgeous bionic

Roxy's Last Dance Sabotaged by Madonna

2007-03-12T14:41:00.000-04:00

Since we hadn't originally planned to attend the last night of the Roxy, I wasn't really disappointed by the outcome of the night's events. We arrived early (by NYC standards) at 10:50pm. Heading south along the West Side Highway in a cab towards 18th Street. As we approached I saw the huge line that by this early hour had already wrapped around the corner of 11th Avenue up to 19th Street. In the

THE coolest TV commercial ever!

2007-03-09T14:40:00.000-05:00

Ahhhh, that feels goooooood

2007-03-09T11:18:00.000-05:00

I really don't finger myself often enough as I should.But I much prefer being fingered by another.

So so so so f**kin' hot!

2007-03-05T17:23:00.000-05:00

I remember seeing this cover in a Superman compilation book I had since I was 10, and it was the source of endless fantasies for me as child.

And the winners are....

2007-03-02T11:13:00.001-05:00

I guess I blogged about the Black Party DJ rumors too soon. They have been officially announced...Michael Marx 10pm-4am Tony Moran 4am-11amMichael Fierman 11am-closingwith Rich King & Gustavo (of SNAXX) in the balcony lounge.And funny, none of the rumors were even close (see previous blog post below).

NYC party-time rumor mill

2007-03-01T10:51:00.000-05:00

I can't say this is particularly interesting, especially if you're not in NYC or interested in clubs and parties. But I love to stir the pot, so why not...The Black Party DJ's are always a big source of speculation. Here are the rumors I hear around town as to who is scheduled to DJ at this notorious über party...DJ DeMarkoDJ Brett HendricksonDJ Chad JackDJ SuperChumboIn other club rumor (old)

It's a small Universe on the Interweb

2007-02-17T21:16:00.000-05:00

I always read comments that people leave on my "blog". Actually I'm really getting quite sick of that word, blog. I gotta think of an alternative. How about my "stream". I know it ain't a steady stream, but it's a stream. Besides I have a small bladder anyway. Alright I need to stop because this is so way off topic from what I had planned on streaming here.So as I was saying, I read the comments.

Is it a blessing or a curse?

2007-02-15T14:14:00.000-05:00

Am I the only one who thinks having an appendagethis large is a curse and a liability?Ah hell, why not! OK, I fess up, I'd definitely give it a try out even if it hurts.

the look of 39

2007-02-10T19:14:00.000-05:00

Not a bad looker for 39, ehSpent it in Vancouver, Canada with my RoboPapi, my sister Alan, one of my Bro buddies & his Daddy, and some good friends we met on our last Atlantis cruise...over delicious cocktails and yummy Lebanese food.

Almost there, but not quite yet

2007-02-02T06:35:00.000-05:00

Today I turn the big three-nine!

Oh Sweeet Jeeezus, as Blanche Devereux would say

2007-01-24T12:09:00.000-05:00

To go or not to go, the Darkness calls... Analysis (RoboGrinch speaking): The Black Party is way too expensive ($110), the DJs are never announced until like 2 weeks before (bastards), the expectation is really high, and the party itself is just not what it used to be (ie, the acts suck, they're not nearly as extreme or outre as they once were).Conclusion: We ain't going, but are going to Alegria

Not even Madonna changes like I have

2007-01-23T15:26:00.000-05:00

I just recently pondered (reminisced) over all the online aliases I have assumed over the years. I've been on the Internet from home since 1992, and even a bit before that from former work places. Yes I used to dial-up to what used to be known as BBS (Bulletin Board Systems) way back in the day. In fact I used to do it from work and dial-up to a gay BBS, whose name eludes me right now. I merely

I am not alone

2007-01-19T15:55:00.000-05:00

The Universe is a big place, yet somehow another tribe member of the TimeLord clan found me on this big webby thing. I'm pleased to introduce JoeZer, of my clan. He has his TimeLord seal ink'd on his back.And here are mine (shoulders). As you can see I like to get it from both ends.

Overheard on Instant Messenger (iChat)

2006-12-16T13:07:00.000-05:00

fyi: iChat is the prettier Apple brand version of AIM (AOL Instant Messenger)...Over a discussion of being open sexually in a relationship...(I don't know why but I get asked about this subject a LOT)Other guy: when did it happen the first time? How many months/years into the relationship?Me: i think like maybe 5 or 6 months into the relatinship. it started as an online chat thing, then a webcam

Happy [You know What]

2006-12-15T12:28:00.000-05:00

Another year gone by. It's amazing. Does time move faster as we get older? Where did 2006 go? I swear it was just Summer of 2005, wasn't it!? I can't be getting Alzheimers already.As part of our tradition, RoboPapi puts together a robot nativity scene below our tinsel tree, complete with Robby, Daleks, B9, various clockwork bots, and the Jupiter2 for our nativity home. This is last year's scene

When it's time for change...

2006-12-13T16:42:00.000-05:00

...it's time to re-arrange...sha na na na na na...na na nah nah nah. (that's one of my favortie Brady Bunch episodes, when Peter looses his voice and they all wear those spacey outfits and sing on some TV variety show).As Madonna has done throughout her career, so have I. I've gone thorugh changes every few years. Changing names, looks, facial hair styles, hair-on-my-head styles, etc.Many do not

ME

2006-12-01T17:18:00.000-05:00

Only a slight resemblence, minus the protruding "Big Lug" underbite.I just hope that's a walk and not a dance step.

And I said, let there be nudity...

2006-11-21T11:56:00.000-05:00

My latest addiction, DudesNude.comAt least I'm in good company there amongst the endless chubby-inducing pictures. Seek and ye shall find

Cursing the Cursing Robot: I AM A HOMO!

2006-11-18T18:03:00.000-05:00

Another robot who's straight until he's had a few drink in him.This is hysterical.See, I knew I wasn't the only gay robot in the world.

Overheard: 2 inches in front of my face

2006-11-13T15:41:00.000-05:00

This weekend a visiting friend gave a me a great blow job. No I did not protest...too much. In the process of getting there, he ripped open my zipper fly and ruined my jeans. He assumed it was a button fly. And then he calls me a whore, on top of some other actual nice compliments. Am I just a coy whore, or a whore-wannabe? I pick the latter, but I need help. Help becoming a whore that is.

Why I hate MySpace.com...

2006-11-06T16:33:00.000-05:00

...because it gives every person on Earth with absolutely ZERO design skills to terrorize us all with the most heinous looking and over saturated webpages as if someone digitally vomited on them, making them so damaging both visually and audibly as well as being completely fatal to any epileptic.Pause...deep inhale...hold...now exhale slowly. OK I feel better now.Sorry folks, I had to get that

Leather bar 1979 & Dance club 1994

2006-11-06T08:30:00.000-05:00

It's been ages since I've gone out and been impressed or entirely entertained by a new bar or dance club. But this Saturday we stopped by the new BIG LUG bar to meet up with some friends. BIG LUG is NYC's newest addition of a bear/leather bar, 'specially considering NYC only has one other leather type bar, the Eagle. How sick is that! The competition and diversity are quite welcumed. I hope this

For a good time, call Atlantis cruises

2006-11-01T11:41:00.000-05:00

After enjoying an absolutely fabulous week long Atlantis cruise to Mexico, sadly this DWI image is my only appreciated momento. Spotlight on the spilled cocktail glass. Looks to me like it was either a vodka soda or tonic. And they were good, trust me. Actually in all honesty, me and RoboPapi had the time of our lives. I highly recommend Atlantis cruises for a serious fun time that is well worth

To hell with iPhone, meet my new RoboPhone

2006-10-17T13:00:00.000-04:00

I finally got myself a new toy. The Sony Ericsson W810i. It's pretty groovy, no pun intended, because it is one of Sony's Walkman branded phones. It's truely pathetic though when compared to an iPod. But I really have no intenton of using the music player. I just like the phone. It's small, very small, comfortable, fun, has great reception, and looks great.So after 2.5 years I finally made the

How Interesting

2006-10-14T12:16:00.000-04:00

It's amazing what one can find when Googling certain words. My RoboPapi Googled "George Bush Robot", and this is what he came up with...How Interesting

"Zombie American" - U.S. Dept of Justice

2006-10-11T19:01:00.000-04:00

...sounds a bit redundant actually.

I'm not a Scissor Sisters fan, until...

2006-10-07T16:43:00.000-04:00

I tend to not always follow trends or like popular music groups until long after they've been recognized by the masses. Case in point is the Scissor Sisters. I just haven't clicked with them or found them interesting. That is until now...As a kid in 1979, Buck Rogers starring Gil Gerard was one of my favirote TV shows. So it wasn't until I came across this hysterical merging of an old Buck Rogers

Yo, you know where da West Side Club is?

2006-09-21T09:02:00.001-04:00

[As a matter of fact I do, since I work in the building right next door]. Wow, serious Deja Vu as I'm typing this. Either that or I've been asked this question on more than one occasion.Let me preface all that and 'splain what's going on... And BTW, these symbols [ ] indicate me talking to myself in my head, everything else is spoken aloud or I'm narrating. So I'm on my way to work, walking east

Two Angels Watching Over Us Are Better Than One

2006-09-18T10:02:00.000-04:00

I have very sad news. This weekend our little angel Taffy passed away. She had been ill for several months. Taffy began her life known as "Storm" when Robopapi Eddie adopted her some 12 years ago. It wasn't until I came along that I renamed her Taffy, as in Taffy Davenport, the biggest brat alive.Taffy was the runt of her litter, always a tiny little girl even when fully grown. She was an amazing

iPhoney, cuz it's too good to be true

2006-09-14T12:11:00.000-04:00

I came across this news item on The Register about a French cell phone magazine that alledgedy caught a snapshop of the as yet to be announced upcoming Apple iPhone during the Paris MacWorld show.Looking at it, I must say it's BEAUTIFUL, and I WANT ONE SO!But I serioulsy think this is a hoax. It's just too good to be true; it's sleekness, smallness, iPodness, and perfect design. There couldn't

Fuck! Florence is gonna just flo on by

2006-09-11T16:59:00.000-04:00

I am so disappointed.It appears that hurricane Florence is going to just pass New York right by without even a little drizzle.I've been watching the forecasts on Flo' ever since she was a teeny blip on the map. And although the predictions were that she would vere off to the North East Atlantic, I was really hoping she would just keep barreling towards us in the North East. But unless some weird